Envy and Obsession

scarecrowinc93:

garymanderrr:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

i love how the balloon one is just like ????

what kind of black magic is this family

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

luciarrow:

many-cups-of-tea:

azamack:

yazzdonut:

 

TO EVERYONE WHO SAYS DISNEY SEQUELS ARE SHIT, GO WATCH CINDERELLA 2

OKAY LET ME EXPLAIN YA’LL FUCKERS A THING. THIS MOVIE IS GREAT. CINDERELLA HELPS OUT ANASTASIA, WHO WAS A COMPLETE BITCH TO HER FOR MOST OF HER LIFE (AND SHE KNOWS IT), WHEN SHE COULD HAVE EASILY BEEN LIKE AHAHA FUCK YOU N00B AND WALTZED OFF WITH HER BAM SLAMMIN’ BOOTY JAMMIN’ PRINCE.

BUT NO.

SHE HELPS ANASTASIA DEFY HER BITCHY CRABAPPLE OF A MOTHER AND GET TOGETHER WITH THIS UNBEARABLY SWEET BAKER DUDE BECAUSE SHE IS SUPER NICE AND FORGIVING. ANASTASIA SHOWS HUGE CHARACTER GROWTH, WHILE STILL RETAINING HER PERSONALITY. IN THE END CINDERELLA DANCES BY WITH THE PRINCE AND THEY SMILE AT EACH OTHER BECAUSE SHE AIN’T EVEN JELLY BECAUSE SHE GOT THE ADORABLE BREAD GUY AND TRUE FUCKIN’ LOVE WHICH IS REALLY ALL SHE EVER WANTED.

Why have i never even heard of this

1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”

2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.

3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.

4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.

5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.

6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.

7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.

8. Because feminists just need to chill out.

9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.

10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.

There’s a fucking womanifesto for you.

(via floralfilm)

wanderingweasleys:

parslemouths:

I love the hp movies but it is so painful because I want charlie weasley, I want peeves, I want a kinder, accurate ron and an unperfect, accurate hermione. I want all the little sassy, clever, lines left out in the movies and all the really important details that were left out.

And a head-strong Ginny who doesn’t tie other peoples shoes.
noonewilleverfindmehere:

NO NO NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS A REALLY FAMOUS ANIMATION FILM TECHNIQUE DONE BY ONE INSANE STUDIO YEARS AND YEARS AGO IN GERMANY, ONLY A FEW FILMS, BECAUSE OF HOW HARD THEY WERE TO MAKE.
EACH AND EVERY FRAME OF THESE MOVIES ARE OIL PAINTINGS ON GLASS.

noonewilleverfindmehere:

NO NO NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS A REALLY FAMOUS ANIMATION FILM TECHNIQUE DONE BY ONE INSANE STUDIO YEARS AND YEARS AGO IN GERMANY, ONLY A FEW FILMS, BECAUSE OF HOW HARD THEY WERE TO MAKE.

EACH AND EVERY FRAME OF THESE MOVIES ARE OIL PAINTINGS ON GLASS.

monsterscares:

a playlist for when you’re appreciating being human.

i. dead sea the lumineers ii. weight of living pt. i bastille iii. i don’t wanna pray edward sharpe & the magnetic zeros iv. instant crush daft punk v. working man imagine dragons vi. i warned you do not make an enemy of me los campesinos! vii. preacher onerepublic viii. gasoline the silent comedy ix early birdie owl city x. avocado, baby los campesinos!


playlist for when you’re not.

i. c o m p a n i o n aural automaton ii. you’re a wolf sea wolf iii. laura palmer bastille iv. uptight imagine dragons v. let the poison spill from your throat the faint vi. proteigon omar & nodey vii. the strangest things radical face viii. i am sick of people being sick of my shit the world/inferno friendship society ix. contact daft punk x. desperately safe alias conrad coldwood

qwq:

some more cat jokes

Blink-182 - All the Small Things
4,624 plays

radtracks:

all the small things // blink-182

say it ain’t so
i will not go
turn the lights off
carry me home

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

lucidlecter:

i-dislike-tea:

kimpossibooty:

People don’t appreciate enough that Hogwarts had a giant squid in the lake. Not another magical beast. Not even a normal squid with magical properties. They just had a straight up giant squid in the lake and everyone was cool about it.

How did it even get there

Hagrid, probably

smithnant:

lilkiatty:

kosmonaunt:

therothwoman:

ll:

NASA just landed a rover on Mars, this is the very first picture.  This JUST happened minutes ago.
1:42am EST 8/6/2012

It’s in color
holy shit
that’s fucking MARS you guys

I just need this on my blog again. This wonderful picture :’D

science is good fuck yes go NASA

Wow almost a year has past and this is still one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

smithnant:

lilkiatty:

kosmonaunt:

therothwoman:

ll:

NASA just landed a rover on Mars, this is the very first picture.  This JUST happened minutes ago.

1:42am EST 8/6/2012

It’s in color

holy shit

that’s fucking MARS you guys

I just need this on my blog again. This wonderful picture :’D

science is good fuck yes go NASA

Wow almost a year has past and this is still one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

phantomhivespookysass:

kept-under-lock-and-key:

prince-lalonde:

piexv:

first-imperial-prince:

egbertitties:

tavbros-nitram:

kanyewheat:

slow claps

Jade | Rose | Dave

Now we wait for John

no we found him

An Aradia joins the gang. 

gonna throw my failure in there

oops


Fiddle sticks.

im crying you all are so gr8t

sopsketch:

OKAY SO

i really like hemospectrum flip things, especially Hemostuck were the entire social order is switched; but Kanaya always seems to be stuck in the middle

so one day i was like WHAT IF

YOU TOOK THE HEMOSPECTRUM AND JUST

FLIPPED IT ON ITS SIDE

AND TOOK JADE BLOOD AND…